Normal is overrated.


sourcedumal:

raptorific:

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

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lacigreen:

a point has been made


haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME


thats-slightly-raven:

my mum was struggling to open a chocolate easter egg so i was like ‘hold on i bet i can smash it against my forehead’ and she was like ‘no scarlett seriously don’t do it’ but i didnt listen and i picked it up like lmao and hit myself in the face with it and thats when i realised it wasnt hollow it was just a solid egg of chocolate i have never been in so much pain in my life someone call 999 


jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five


swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right


thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have


disdaidal:

Young Hercules [1x3]
» Suggestive Strife

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